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FINALE OF COLD BREWED 010 — Vice is a Monster

FINALE OF COLD BREWED 010 — Vice is a Monster

Final episode of the web scroller version of our film noir graphic novel of photos — photonovel — in a 1940's world where third wave craft coffee is a drug currency.

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TODAY IS YOUR FINAL EPISODE. Mark 9 and I produced this originally in my twenties. We’ve released it serially weekly and today is the final day, episode guide below. Today is the day to take 2 secs to mark it “currently reading” or “read” or rate and review COLD BREWED on Goodreads.

Support the team if you can — order a print copy from your preferred bookstore:

  • Your local bookstore

  • Directly from Mark and I

  • Amazon

  • Barnes and Noble

Do you prefer another fine purveyor of bounded pages? Tell me so in the comments. Or subscribe and I’ll send cash onwards and upwards to the actors and production team.

“Catch me up: what now?”

Cold Brewed’s a graphic novel via photos. An — ahem — photonovel if you will. And we will. It’s an alternate history where coffee and not alcohol was banned during the prohibition years. Odd duck, sure: lots of coffee lingo. Video here for the making of Cold Brewed back in 2012, you’ll see our baby faces:

Without further ado, here’s the photonovel I made with Mark in my early twenties:

  • Cold Brewed 001 — Hard Water

  • Cold Brewed 002 — Dosing

  • Cold Brewed 003 — Spent Grounds

  • Cold Brewed 004 — Milker

  • Cold Brewed 005 — Murder Face

  • Cold Brewed 006 — Mocha Blocked

  • Cold Brewed 007 — Avani

  • Cold Brewed 008 — The Chase

  • Cold Brewed 009 — Tough Teeth

  • Cold Brewed 010 — Vice is a Monster

previously on Cold Brewed:

Someone was tamping with the trade.

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Maybe Muffs wasn’t even making fun of my nickname.

Maybe he was making a road sign with his hands: Death’s that way.

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Maybe he was licking the ground saying something about the awful taste of that chicory coffee.

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Where had he pointed?

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The watercourse.

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The watercourse led the way...

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