Archive - Lancelot of Little Egypt

Dear Stephen Colbert: Burn Down the House, Please.

An appeal for you to show the teeth you showed us at the correspondents dinner.

Jul 18 •

Lancelot Schaubert

Kindle Rejects Mermaid Novel: Too Few Mermaids

A true story about a true conversation I wish didn't happen.

Jul 15 •

Lancelot Schaubert

Where does our English Royal Order of Adjectives list come from? Metaphysics.

An argument for the origin of the English Royal Order of adjectives.

Jul 11 •

Lancelot Schaubert

Is Murakami a one trick pony? A dialog on writers. As ponies. Turning tricks.

A dialog about a circulating Substack note.

Jul 8 •

Lancelot Schaubert

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FINALE OF COLD BREWED 010 — Vice is a Monster

Final episode of the web scroller version of our film noir graphic novel of photos — photonovel — in a 1940's world where third wave craft coffee is a…

Jul 5 •

Lancelot Schaubert

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Overmorrow is #1 in its categories! A sale, PRIZES, Kindle Unlimited, and the Paperback.

Fabulous prizes and news for launch week for Overmorrow on Kindle Unlimited.

Jul 3 •

Lancelot Schaubert

June 2025

Cold Brewed 009 — Tough Teeth

Last chance to catch up on all of the episodes before next week, the final releases!

Jun 29 •

Lancelot Schaubert

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Four Guest Essays. Guessays?

Two playlists, one style interview, and a theory of good book covers.

Jun 24 •

Lancelot Schaubert

Cold Brewed 008 — The Chase

We're finishing up re-releasing the scrolling version of the graphic novel of photography I wrote and produced in my twenties, predominately for the…

Jun 23 •

Lancelot Schaubert

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Cold Brewed 007 — Avani

For the tenth(+) anniversary release of Cold Brewed into print, we're re-releasing the scroller version here. This episode is about the women in Jett's…

Jun 14 •

Lancelot Schaubert

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Elizabeth Bear Interview

The Hugo Award winning author of Ancestral Night and other books sat down for a wide ranging interview about Rockapella, DOOM mods, RPGs, and death or…

Jun 11 •

Lancelot Schaubert

May 2025

Mocha Blocked — Cold Brewed 006

Haven’t you heard that it’s the tenth(+) anniversary release of Cold Brewed into print? Here's another free episode.

May 31 •

Lancelot Schaubert

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