Lancelot of Little Egypt

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The Right Pitch
A short story I sold to Riddlebird Literary Magazine.
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The Brooklyn Dodgers Opportunity Cost
How Los Angeles stole from both Smith and Brooklyn
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Isaac Schade
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Neil Gaiman's Prostitutes
“On your account a wife, a mother of seven, was forsaken.”
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When Timbers Start
A short story originally sold to The New Haven Review — Yale's Institute Library publication.
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Lancelot Schaubert of Little Egypt
A space for reflection here in the Merlin timeline
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Kendall Bates
Grady Hendrix Interview — live at 6pm EST / 5pm CST
An interview with a New York Times bestselling author of American horror.
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Flying in Concrete
A poem originally sold to Forgotten Ground Regained of Alliteration.net
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The Economy of Stories in The Name of the Wind
Reflections on the self-made character and the kenosis of the author.
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What is a poem? Or "How to Think about Writing and Reading Poetry"
Originally published in the Poet's Market by Writer's Digest Books under the title "Schematic for Sculpting Language."
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From Hugo Suits to Hunger Strikes
An interview with Bobby Constantino, hunger strike lawyer.
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Naked with a Wolf
Concerning the time a dying artist begged me to bathe a wolf while naked.
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Elon: Simulation Theory was Debunked in 1637
Whether in a simulation — or the mind of a demon — we cannot doubt our doubts.
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